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i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”
Found the vegan.
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“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’
“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”
“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”
“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
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I have a birth defect so my pinky finger has no bone in the tip. This means I can't feel it and it's super flexible. But can never be straight and is always slightly bent. GO INTERESTING FACT.
Wow, that sounds… weird :P but awesome. Well, when I was seven I broke my arm and it took like 6 months until It was completely fine again. And then, for a few years, every time it was rainy (or just with damp weather) my arm would hurt; I still don’t know why.
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
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if i send you an ask and you don’t respond i’ll think you hate me forever
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I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.
33,449 notes (via cagedbirdlearningtofly & younggirlandthesea)
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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