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Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
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