A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
Tom Hanks masturbates
Tom Hank punishes his kids
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Hanks can’t remember
Tom Hanks stabs a bloke
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom doesn’t win
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
Me acuerdo cuando era una adolescente en contra del sistema y escuchaba Ska-p
my life plan
- plan a: win the lottery
- plan b: there is no plan b
- plan c: refer to plan a